Total Medals Earned: 85 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,285 Points
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/60 points)
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (380/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times